The Kinky's Formerly: The Funnies

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The 20th century is alive and humping in this two-floor establishment started in 1999 by Roger Van Walleghem, who since 1986 had run the space's previous incarnation, The Funnies. One of only three gay establishments in the former gay ghetto around Van Schoonhovenstraat near Central Station (down from around ten businesses at the turn of the century), the rather intimate, well-worn and local-feeling Kinky's operates on a simple concept: drinks, casual chat, locker rooms and showers on the ground floor, darkrooms for the suitably undressed (naked, jockstraps, underwear, chaps) upstairs. There are slings and things, and the full-on motorcycle in the ground-floor bar dates the place in quaintly sexy fashion. Customers were accustomed to unscrewing the lightbulbs upstairs, so in 2012 Van Walleghem installed club-effect laser lighting, which injects the darkroom areas with a certain disco atmosphere. Check website for regular golden shower nights and Vagevuur fetish parties, the latter of which recall Eindhoven's notorious sleaze fests of yesteryear. Even Mondays are busy ("fetish naked underwear party"). Plus occasional Blue Uniform nights, providing a free uniform with front and back openings. And yes, the apostrophe in the bar's name might strike some as a bit odd. Closed Thursday and Sunday.


    • geertdp
      geertdp Over a year ago
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      nice place
      We always enjoy our visit to kinkys. Nice bar with food hot atmosphere. Monday is the busiest day. Only downside: downstairs they allow smoking